So Her Majesty The Queen and Prime Minister David Cameron are due to deliver their respective speeches today, and of course leading the way is The Queens Speech which (alongside Mr Cameron’s) will set out a ‘clear vision for what our country can be’. Well, what I want to know is how this affects mine and your GAAAIIINNNSSS, what are the implications of the new manifesto, how will it affect us, and (spoken with tongue firmly in cheek)…how will it affect our GAAAIIINNNSSS baby!? Serious question!!
Scottish Devolution appears to be one of the main talking points, whilst a new- counter extremism bill and free childcare are also high on the agenda. Surely the real talking points should be around GAAAIIINNNSSS baby, surely the new- counter extremism bill should be the counter- catabolism bill, and the free childcare topic should be free protein. Not to detract at all from the importance of the Scottish devolution, but what is all this without GAAAIIINNNSSS baby!!??
Of course I jest, there are some extremely serious points scheduled for The Queens Speech, but as any ‘lifter’ out there knows, if it ain’t gonna make you grow, and it doesn’t improve those GAAAIIINNNSSS, then it’s all a little arbitrary…baby!!
BBC News, (2015). Queen's Speech 2015: EU referendum, tax cuts and Right to Buy expected. Retrieved 27th May, 2015, from http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32894214